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Re: Break-A-Wish Game

#311 by SCP-500
LukeDude759 wrote:Granted. He disapproves.

I wish I weren't stuck in school right now.
Granted, you're stuck in jail instead.

I wish i wish for 100 BLT sandwiches right now.
ERIC IS LOVE, ERIC IS LIFE.

Re: Break-A-Wish Game

#312 by mrpeanut188
Granted, you are now given 100 Big-Leafed-Tree sandwitches.
The sandwitches cast their spells, causing you to die from internal colon bleeding.

I wish I could see a real sandwitch.
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Re: Break-A-Wish Game

#313 by Princess Luna
Granted, but the sight of such an ugly being shocks you so badly that you have a heart attack and die.

I wish I could teleport at will.
I'LL GO NIGHTMARE MOON ON YOUR ASS!

Re: Break-A-Wish Game

#314 by SCP-500
Granted, it often fails and you teleport to the center of the sun.

I wish i could control water with my mind.
ERIC IS LOVE, ERIC IS LIFE.

Re: Break-A-Wish Game

#316 by LukeDude759
Granted. You meet your opposite self in a parallel universe and you both cancel each other out, causing you both to cease existing.

I wish we had interstellar space travel.
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Re: Break-A-Wish Game

#318 by hug0905
FoxMccloud64 wrote: I wish for 100 shotguns with 1000 boolits to kill 10000 clickers
Granted, but the boolits kill your character, yourself, and everyone else in your country.
I wish that Intel processers would fit in a powerpc g4 laptop.
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Re: Break-A-Wish Game

#319 by evsey9
hug0905 wrote:
FoxMccloud64 wrote: I wish for 100 shotguns with 1000 boolits to kill 10000 clickers
Granted, but the boolits kill your character, yourself, and everyone else in your country.
I wish that Intel processers would fit in a powerpc g4 laptop.
Granted, your laptop overheated.
I wish for 1.000.000 RUB. (russian money currency)

Re: Break-A-Wish Game

#320 by Akatos
Granted, having much money raises the chance of being kidnapped.

I wish I could fly.
Do you think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles?
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