Akatos wrote:Granted, having much money raises the chance of being kidnapped.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, you get struck by lightning and sucked into a tornado.

I wish i never had to sleep.

Granted, you have nothing to do at night, it gets very boring and you regret your wish.

I wish I never had to go to the toilet.

ERROR: WISH INVALID!
Toilet is free-will, you do not 'HAVE TO' go to toilet!
[NEAREST SOLUTION]
Granted, all toilets destroyed.

I wish my unique posts were actually funny.

Granted. They're funny if people get the jokes. Unfortunately, no one does. (Disclaimer: Not an actual representation of what people think of your posts.)

I wish it were warmer.

Granted, scientists have now managed to prove Global Warming and find that the rate of heating has exponentially increased. Life on earth will be extinct by 2020.

I wish people realized all global warming is is a scam that lets you choose what type of fuel and energy sources they get, = control for those promoting it. They are the ones that declare what causes global warming and what doesn't.

mrpeanut188 wrote:Granted, scientists have now managed to prove Global Warming and find that the rate of heating has exponentially increased. Life on earth will be extinct by 2020.

I wish people realized all global warming is is a scam that lets you choose what type of fuel and energy sources they get, = control for those promoting it. They are the ones that declare what causes global warming and what doesn't.

Granted, but than they come up with global cooling and everyone falls for that instead.

I wish i could travel through time.

SCP-500 wrote: I wish i could travel through time.

Gran- *SQUISH* I am a stegosaurus!
I wish that my sister's android would come in the mail tommrow or the day after tommrow.

hug0905 wrote: Gran- *SQUISH* I am a stegosaurus!
I wish that my sister's android would come in the mail tommrow or the day after tommrow.

Wish has been granted, but your sister was killed by a hostile humanoid android. I wish I was light as a feather and not heavy like a boar.

Spiffycat wrote: I wish I was light as a feather and not heavy like a boar.

Granted, you are heavy like a boar and not light as a feather.
I wish that i had 2 weeks of spring break.

Granted, your house gets destroyed by an earthquake and you die. If you had gone to your work, you would have survived.

I wish this wish was unbreakable.