Akatos wrote: I wish this wish was unbreakable.

Granted, this wish is breakable.
I wish that i could eat all of my fundraiser choclate.

Wait, you CAN eat all of it, so

Granted, you eat it all and have to puke to death.

I wish I didn't have to wear glasses.

Akatos wrote: I wish I didn't have to wear glasses.

Granted, but all of a sudden after you are disblinded, a nuke got your eye, and you have to wear glasses again.
I wish that it would be easy to boot into open firmware.

Granted, you do it, but something goes wrong and your computer explodes.

I wish didn't have a cold.

Granted, you're face bursts into flames.

I wish i was actually good at online mario kart and didn't suck at it.

Granted, but you get addicted and die of thirst.

I wish they released Battlefield 1944.

Akatos wrote: I wish they released Battlefield 1944.

Granted, but in order to do so, you had to be in war with people, and you get shot down and you die and you never played Battlefield 1944 when i came out.
I wish that n00bies wouldn't get so confused about this game, or who we are.

Granted, nobody gives a shit about the scp foundation.

I wish more than 2-3 people would actively post in this thread.

Granted, so many people post here that this discussion somehow turns into an aggressive post battle which leads to the deletion of this whole website as it's overwhelmed.

I wish SCP-860 finally got implemented.

Akatos wrote: I wish SCP-860 finally got implemented.

Granted, SCP-860 never got implemented.
I wish i still played roblox and runescape (i was busy that i never had time to play roblox and runescape )