> ask for water
> get SCP-009
why



Granted, if you die in the game you die in real life.

I wish to escape from this big crystal of 009 i'm stuck in.

Granted, but as soon as you get out, SCP-173 snaps your neck (presupposing that more SCPs than 009 are involved )

I wish I had an idea what to do right now.

(And hug, don't break that saying "Granted, you have no idea.")

Akatos wrote: I wish I had an idea what to do right now.

(And hug, don't break that saying "Granted, you have no idea.")

Granted, you have no idea.
I wish Luke noticed that he mistakeingly put "Break" in his thread title.

(Would "Grant-A-Wish" be better in your opinion?)

Granted, but people start to vainly search for the Break-A-Wish game and the new Grant-A-Wish game dies out.

I wish there was something good on TV right now.

Akatos wrote:(Would "Grant-A-Wish" be better in your opinion?)

Yus

Akatos wrote: I wish there was something good on TV right now.

Granted, your watching Blue's Clues on Nick Jr.!
I wish i could find one of my USB drives.

> ask for a good TV show
> get Blue's Clues as answer
Why hug? Why?

Granted, it's far away from you.

I wish more people posted actively in this thread.

Akatos wrote:> ask for a good TV show
> get Blue's Clues as answer
Why hug? Why?

Granted, it's far away from you.

I wish more people posted actively in this thread.

Granted, but so many people are posting at the same time that everyone gets confused and they all grant wishes like hug.

I wish all wars were replaced with card games.

Granted, but people still die in those card games and nothing has changed.

I wish we had better teachers in our school.

Edit: I was on the wrong page. How the hell did that happen?

Granted. The teachers in every school are too good. Therefore, there are less blue-collar workers in the country to support the economy.

I wish I could play games in virtual reality without an Oculus Rift.

Granted, every horror game becomes real and you die brutally.

I wish my friend Noah would shut up.