Granted, one is so scary that it gives you a heart attack and you die.

I wish for nothing.

Cpbald wrote: I wish for nothing.

Granted.
I wish Rockstar Games could grant me to use their Bully Renderware engine so i can make Bully II, or that Rockstar Games would release Bully II already.

Granted, but:
- After you made Bully II Rockstar Games sued you for using their Bully Renderware engine and got you convicted and all of the copies of what you made were deleted.
- Rockstar Games releases Bully II but is found out to be incompatible for all systems and cannot be fixed.

I wish that my current crush would be my girlfriend and that we'd be around for a longer time than we expected and that we had great experiences and that sadly because life's unfair she let me go.

Granted, you go out to a small lunch date, then an epic movie, and then you get dumped.

I wish would stop making whispery noises.

Granted, now it makes screaming noises instead.

I wish I had more time to work on my game project the next two weeks.

Granted, you miss out on the final two weeks of the Earth, and everything on Earth dies out.

I wish that Earth was fixed, and that it was the exact same as before, except that we'd get to make it another billion years.

Granted. but we don't reproduce, instead, we become immortal and live our days as we get so old our flesh just hangs off our bones...

I wish Was friendly

Granted, but it took a long time, and it ate everyone before it became friendly.

I wish for SUPERKETERPIE106ONADATE

Granted, but It attracts all keter SCP''s to your very location (Including SCP-106)

I wish SCP: Containment Breach was moved to Unreal Engine 4 With amazing Graphics.

chris0matic wrote: I wish SCP: Containment Breach was moved to Unreal Engine 4 With amazing Graphics.

Granted, but instead of Unreal, it is moved to Java with Crappy Graphics.
I wish i could Pirate without using PeerBlock.