Granted, now everyone else will eternally hate your voice.

I wish that GET RADICAL was never thought up.

Granted, no one can vent their frustration and you all die.

I wish for a bubblegum ball

Granted, the bubble part of it floats away with the gum.

I wish to wish a wish about a wish that I may wish in the reality of wishes to wish.

Granted, Because of all the inception, it creates a universal black hole that sucks in all of reality.

I wish I had the biggest wanker in the world

Granted, but in a freak accident it gets cut off and you bleed to death (am I right in what you mean by wanker?)

I wish time travel paradoxes didn't exist.

autotroph wrote:Granted, but in a freak accident it gets cut off and you bleed to death (am I right in what you mean by wanker?)

HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE you really wanna know what a w*nker is? it involves porn.

autotroph wrote: I wish time travel paradoxes didn't exist.

Granted... TIME PARADOX *resets thread again*
I wish this thread was discov- JK.

In all seriousness though.

Granted, but time machines never get invented, and everyone kills you.
I wish that i had some sleep last night.

Granted, you didn't wake up.

I wish that the Foundation was real.

Granted. You become one of its members, but thanks to a containment breach, havoc wreaks out and SCPs escape and begin to conquer the world. You end up disintegrated and there's no way to stop 'em all.

I wish for a flash drive with a theoretically infinite disk space.

hug0905 wrote:

autotroph wrote:Granted, but in a freak accident it gets cut off and you bleed to death (am I right in what you mean by wanker?)

HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE you really wanna know what a w*nker is? it involves porn.

I'm sorry for asking. Just had to be sure.

Granted, it's so big that the Earth, along with all humans, is destroyed.

I wish I wasn't disintegrated.

Cpbald wrote: I wish I wasn't disintegrated.

Granted, you are now intergrated to Windows ME.
I wish nothing ever backfired when i am creating a video game.