Granted, click the THIS on my signature to find out what's on every channel.

I wish for un-poisoned, completely intact, normal cherry pie.

Granted, I really meant to bring it to you, but I ate it myself.

I wish I knew why I am posting in this thread.

Granted, once you knew, the CIA though you know too much and killed you

I wish for a non poisoned, non-cankillme, non-ediblebyanyoneoranythingbutme sandwich

FoxMccloud64 wrote:Granted, once you knew, the CIA though you know too much and killed you

I wish for a non poisoned, non-cankillme, non-ediblebyanyoneoranythingbutme sandwich

Granted, You get a sandwich full of uncontrollable power which brings the end of the universe.

I wish for death to be brought back to life.

Granted, welcome in the zombie apocalypse!

I wish that nobody granted this wish.

Granted, the group "Nobody" granted it.

I wish for a pet swag and a knife, with which to kill it.

Cpbald wrote: I wish for a pet swag and a knife, with which to kill it.

Granted, you are arrested for pet abuse.
I wish my iPad Air (got it from a survey) would come within 24 hours.

Granted, it was fake and the delivery man kills you.

I wish for Hug's iPad Air, but to not die.

Granted, you steal it and get arrested.

I wish I could teleport 100% controlled and with 100% no risk to come out under the earth.

Akatos wrote:I wish I could teleport 100% controlled and with 100% no risk to come out under the earth.

Granted. You teleport to the edge of the universe with 100% no risk. But then suddenly aliens come by and hypnotize you for their own desires, making you 100% controlled by them.

I wish that would stop killing people seeing his face; instead, he could do a backflip and poke the guy/gal's face.