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[7:57:09 PM] Irontaco: just some bumpmapping in the walls would be excellent
[7:57:12 PM] Trialtrex21: eggcellent
[7:57:42 PM] Trialtrex21: max grephix SCPCB
[7:57:56 PM] Trialtrex21: next gen
[7:58:36 PM] Tomgrakk: EA will give us funding for graphics
[7:58:47 PM] Trialtrex21: next gen SCP grephix
[7:58:48 PM] Irontaco: yey
[7:58:59 PM] Trialtrex21: realistic ground textures
[7:59:00 PM] Irontaco: monitors will look 20 percent more like monitors
[7:59:13 PM] Trialtrex21: realtime crashing
[7:59:19 PM] Tomgrakk: 066 will look 70% more Eric
[7:59:23 PM] Irontaco: and we'll have 10 textures instead of the same old 7 scp cb has grown up with
[7:59:46 PM] Trialtrex21: dont forget dem dynamic lights
[8:00:06 PM] Tomgrakk: 106 needs to me more shiny
[8:00:10 PM] Chrome: no
[8:00:12 PM] Tomgrakk: He needs to be like a floodlight
[8:00:13 PM] Chrome: what we need
[8:00:13 PM] Chrome: is
[8:00:14 PM] Trialtrex21: realistic 106 flesh
[8:00:29 PM] Trialtrex21: realistic 106 penis
[8:00:33 PM] Chrome: pay £30 now to unlock more BLINK energy!
[8:00:33 PM] Tomgrakk: Delightful
[8:00:39 PM] Tomgrakk: Give 106's meat a good old rub
[8:01:04 PM] Trialtrex21: realistic 173 alien model for the scares
[8:01:13 PM] Chrome: +100% brown
[8:01:19 PM] Tomgrakk: fluid animations for 173
[8:01:25 PM] Trialtrex21: edgy assault rifle SCP killing action
[8:01:32 PM] Chrome: turret sections
[8:01:33 PM] Tomgrakk: Regenerating shields
[8:01:41 PM] Trialtrex21: quick time events
[8:01:42 PM] Chrome: cover based shooting
[8:01:46 PM] Tomgrakk: Chest-high walls
[8:01:52 PM] Trialtrex21: realistic stealth mechanics
[8:02:02 PM] Chrome: DOGS
[8:02:08 PM] Tomgrakk: Aren't we basically describing the 682 game?
[8:02:18 PM] Trialtrex21: fish move away from you when swimming
[8:02:24 PM] Trialtrex21: realistic curves
[8:02:31 PM] Trialtrex21: specular maps
[8:02:45 PM] Tomgrakk: Real-life 3D 4D effects
[8:02:59 PM | Edited 8:03:11 PM] Trialtrex21: oh, and dont forget the oversexualized women to have sex with at the end
[8:03:11 PM] Acquaintance: over 1000 shaders JUST ON 173'S FACE EWFJWIEFKW
[8:03:17 PM] Tomgrakk: You get to have intercourse with Dr. Rights at the end as a reward
[8:03:42 PM] Tomgrakk: And all through the facility you have a wisecracking black Dr. Bright to accompany you and make commentary
[8:03:54 PM] Trialtrex21: [8:03 PM] Tomgrakk: 

<<< black Dr. Bright
[8:04:05 PM] Tomgrakk: He is currently possessing a black man
[8:04:26 PM] Vinnoe: Internet seems to be fine now, and the first thing I read
[8:04:30 PM] Vinnoe: [8:02 PM] Tomgrakk: 

<<< You get to have intercourse with Dr. Rights at the end as a reward
[8:04:53 PM] Trialtrex21: oh and dont forget realistic 096 screams
[8:04:58 PM] Tomgrakk: This is sounding really good, we should suggest these to Gregalis
[8:05:13 PM] Acquaintance: don't forget
[8:05:19 PM] Acquaintance: it all has to be built in unity
[8:05:20 PM] Trialtrex21: fight 096 in the SCP arena for points to use at the ingame store
[8:05:20 PM] Vinnoe: I see what you did there
[8:05:41 PM] Trialtrex21: or just buy points
[8:05:46 PM | Edited 8:06:08 PM] Tomgrakk: Don't forget to buy the SCP-076-1 on-disc DLC
[8:06:08 PM] Trialtrex21: Gate A/B endings on-disc DLC
[8:06:30 PM] Tomgrakk: "Well done on getting this far! To see the ending, please insert $500 dollars"
[8:06:53 PM] FireFox: Special Offer. Buy Points at 1% off and rock the Foundation with a Limited Edition Rainbow D-Class Jumpsuit.
[8:07:00 PM] Acquaintance: you need to use points to press buttons, save and buy new guns
[8:07:21 PM] Trialtrex21: fun, real-time deathmatch in multiplayer mode
[8:07:37 PM] Tomgrakk: Now, for the first time ever, enjoy SCP-Containment Breach on mobile and tablet
[8:07:41 PM] Trialtrex21: marketed directly towards 12-year-old children
[8:07:49 PM] Tomgrakk: Marketed directly towards Hug
[8:08:11 PM] Trialtrex21: listen to those children scream profanity at you when you pawnz them in slayer mode
[8:08:26 PM] Trialtrex21: the fun never ends
[8:08:47 PM] Trialtrex21: with SCP Containment Breach - EA Activision Dance Party Edition
[8:09:03 PM] Vinnoe: I can't make sense of your conversation. I'm just gonna leave it alone henceforth.
[8:09:43 PM] Tomgrakk: The depressing thing is all this bullshit is exactly what happened to the Silent Hill series
[8:09:52 PM] Trialtrex21: well of course