Output:

"Imperfect is in the hospital again. We need to enforce better safety measures." Dr. Whoever

"Nah, if I can temporarily get out of prison for substituting for him, it's okay." - Dr. Being, substituting for Dr. Imperfect.

Intake: A model spaceship
Setting: Very Fine

Output: Alien Spacecraft

"So they exist?" ~Dr. Roth

Intake: Small Pump-Action Shotgun
Setting: Fine

Output: A large Pump-Action shotgun, which causes fatigue whenever someone holds it, making it impossible to carry the shotgun.

I *Gasp* Think *Gasp* I *Gasp* Can *Gasp* Hold *Gasp* It *Gasp* *Syphentotics faints* ~Recorded Footage

Uhp. Syphentotics is in the Hospital again. Time to take over for him... ~Dr. Sabrina Syphentotics

Input: A Nuclear Mission Cell that is jammed, with the Half-Life of 3.
Setting: Very Fine

Output: End-of-the-World 'tested' missile

"I think... After three incidents, this is my last test... Before I sit out for a while." ~Dr. Roth

Intake: Radioactive Waste Can
Setting: 1:1

Output: Rotten corpse.

"Oh great more bodies to clear up" -Dr. Someone

Intake: An taco made of iron (see what I did there?)
Setting: Very Fine

Output: Irontaco

Input: Nothing
Setting: 1:1

ApplePiah wrote:Output: Irontaco

Input: Nothing
Setting: 1:1

Output: No Air

We had Researcher Exodus enter there. We later found out he had died from Oxygen Starvation, since the booth in 914 had none. Made sense since he fainted. ~Dr. Sabrina Syphentotics,

Input: Water
Setting: Very Fine

Output: Acid

"Why the test again?" ~Dr. Roth

Intake: 1 Species of the Bearded Dragon
Setting: 1:1

"I almost got bit when trying to put it in. Guess it hates dark rooms." ~Dr. Roth

Output: A Chinese Water Dragon.

"Those are neat. But I like Beardies better." - Dr. Being

Intake: The local prison warden.
Setting: Rough

"Oops! I accidentally brought my 'landlord' over and then this happened! I guess that means I'm out of prison for good! (Please don't hire a new warden!)" - Dr. Being

Output: Skeleton

"You have commit a crime Dr. Being, you are going back in jail and I am hiring a new warden, (but of course, you didn't that's a joke)." ~Dr. Roth

Intake: Cornsnake
Setting: Fine