Story Time:

I went to Big Star (the Grocery Store, not the musical band) to get a Dr. Pepper from the soda machine. I insert a dollar into the soda machine. I pressed the Dr. Pepper button, nothing happened. Suddenly, a Big Star or Coca-Cola employee comes by and saved the day. In the end, I got an free extra Dr. Pepper and the employee gave my mum a free Coke. liek dis if u cri everitime

oh sorry, i'm crystalix . onix is my mother

How my life is going right now: My Meemaw (My secondary grandmother) and my Peepaw (My "grandfather") are getting divorced, not that I care anyway, my Peepaw wasn't even my real grandfather, my REAL grandfather died 5 months before I was born. Looks like we'll be moving out of the current house I am living in soon.

yonzo_rikuo wrote:oh sorry, i'm crystalix . onix is my mother

Fun Fact: Crystal is still rock.

Theimperfectbeing wrote:

yonzo_rikuo wrote:oh sorry, i'm crystalix . onix is my mother

Fun Fact: Crystal is still rock.

In fact, most rocks are crystal.

crystalix is my cousin (sorry) and i'm charmander

yonzo_rikuo wrote:crystalix is my cousin (sorry) and i'm charmander

Flesh still burns in molten rock.

D-9999 wrote:

yonzo_rikuo wrote:crystalix is my cousin (sorry) and i'm charmander

Flesh still burns in molten rock.

But he's charmander so it wouldn't be very effective... it would still burn a bit though.

Why are we still talking about third degree burns which can and will result in the melting of genitalia tissue following contact with molten rock?

Also, don't try and go with a water-based creature, Yonzo. If molten rock came into contact with water, it would harden. I can't talk from experience, I don't have a penis, but an eternal rock-boner sounds painful.